Why don’t I get to eat that?
Mmmm, your face is so yummy.
Let’s go outside!
What’s that….a shiny object?!? I want to eat it.
Nom nom nom.
You know I can get up on the couch. Putting me back on the floor is just extra work for both of us.
Got your sock. Guess who’s laughing now!
*Cocks Head* Why are you looking at me? I’m innocent…
Why do you keep throwing shit down the hallway and make me go get it?!
Can’t you see that when I try to bite you, I want you to leave me alone!
People love me because I’m cute!
Why are you forcing me to take a bath?
What – do you think I’m Simba or something?! Put me down!
I’m only sitting so that you give me a treat.
Let’s just lounge for now.