I woke up yesterday and turned on the television as I was drinking some morning coffee and munching on some morning toast. I looked at the guide to see what was on, and the SyFy channel happened to catch my eye and cause me to chuckle.
Dinoshark. A dino-shark hybrid terrorizes a resort in Mexico.
Sounds like a quality film. But the entertainment didn’t stop there. Apparently the SyFy channel felt like Saturday was the perfect day to showcase an entire line-up of ridiculous shark movies. Now I’m not saying that the SyFy channel has a stellar track record of showing good films, but I found this particular shark-focused line-up to be fairly comical.
Sharktopus. A shark-octopus hybrid invades the beaches of Mexico.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus. An immensely powerful shark does battle with a primordial croc from Africa.
Malibu Shark Attack. A Tsunami brings goblin sharks to Malibu, CA to terrorize college students.
Shark Zone. Great White sharks terrorize a beach community.
Sand Sharks. Prehistoric sand sharks terrorize a beach party.
2 Headed Shark Attack. A mutated shark comes back for seconds.
Super Shark. A monstrous, bulletproof shark that can walk on land terrorizes a beach community.
Shark Swarm. Sharks attracted to toxic waste terrorize a local community.
Shark Swarm. (Sure, why not play this one back to back!?)
So this was the line-up of movies that went from 10am to 7am the next morning. If you’re into sharks or beach communities being terrorized, then I hope you were able to catch a couple of these movies.
And if you have any ideas about making a completely ridiculous shark movie, rest assured that there’s a venue out there that will show that movie.